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Tales From a Public House

by Johnny Strum

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Fine Lords and Ladies – Nobles all \ Pray cease thy revels bold And join my thoughts as we recall The herald knights of old When chivalry and champion Were words to guide one’s path And challenges meant Life or Death And blades expressed one’s wrath For one brave knight the path was clear That he must face alone A dragon feared the kingdom wide Whose breath could melt a stone For in its lair the dragon waits For one who dares to seek The treasured taste of victory For not the mild or weak So now, my friend, take up thy cup And to thy soul be brave For there be dragons here this day Whose treasures many crave Come face ye now this dragon bold And taste its treasured brew And revel in this conquest told Of spirit brave and true
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I’m a travelling man that’s for certain. Some folk think that drinking’s me job. But I need a small ale just to tell a tall tale, For which people might pay a few bob. I’ve travelled all over this country; I’ve drunk in the east and the west, But from Lands End to Wick I could march double quick, For the pubs in Yorkshire are best Chorus So, here’s to the grand pubs of Yorkshire: The White Bear, The Star and the Plough, The Admiral Ben, and The Parson’s Revenge, How I wish I was drinking there now. Of London I’ve not much to tell thee But Devon’s got cream cheese and tea. And Kent has its meads but it’s better in Leeds, Where John Tetley’s the brewer for me. In Birmingham town I got stranded; That’s down in The Midlands you know, Where the beer is all flat, I could never drink that And the barmaids are all bloody stoned. Chorus I once met a chap named McEwan And for the beer which he brews we are glad, But the secrets he knew, for the beer that he brews, He stole from an old Yorkshire lad. Well, I once knew a chap, went to Ireland Where the beer is so dark that it’s black, Well, the whisky is fine, and the girls they’re divine, So, I don’t think that he’s coming back. Chorus:- starts: To drink in the grand pubs...etc. Now I know what you people are thinking, That to leave such a heaven I’m mad, But when I left my home and decided to roam, I didn’t know beer could be bad. I’ve travelled all over this country; I’ve drunk in the east and the west, From Lands End to Wick I’ve marched double quick, But the pubs in Yorkshire are best Final chorus: So, here’s to the grand pubs of Yorkshire: The White Bear, The Star and the Plough, The Admiral Ben, The Parson’s Revenge, How I wish I was drinking there now, Yes I wish I was drinking there now.
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Once I met a pirate a sailor proud and free He told me stories of just how glorious pirates’ lives could be So I signed aboard his pirate crew and sailed away to sea Where I learned a pirate’s life is not the life for me The morning when I first awoke he handed me a mop He ordered me to swab the deck all day I couldn’t stop Well I never heard a pirate was supposed to clean the floor So I don't think I wanna be a pirate anymore No I don't really wanna be a pirate anymore I thought it was the life for me but now I'm not so sure So turn your ship around me boys but leave me on the shore Cause I don't really wanna be a pirate any more I thought I'd find adventure in a foreign port of call But soon we hit the doldrums and we didn't move at all So pump me boys and roll me boys the bosun he did shout If that's the life of piracy then you can count me out But then at last the day came when they handed me a gun They taught me how to use a sword play fighting was such fun But when we attacked a merchant ship play fighting turned to war And I don't think I wanna be a pirate anymore Chorus. No I don't... We paid an awful price in blood to win our merchant prize The next port was unfriendly, oh what a grim surprise By hangman's nose or battle, nearly half the crew were dead But I stole away so here I'll play for a pint or two instead So all you would be pirates a warning take by me If your thinking of adventure don't waste your life at sea For a short drop and a sudden stop are all that lie in store For anyone who wants to be a pirate anymore Chorus. So I don't… Final... No I don't really wanna be a pirate anymore
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I'm a Rover 02:28
Though the night be dark as dungeon, not a star to be seen above I will be guided without a stumble, into the arms of me only love I went up to her bedroom window, kneeling gently upon a stone I rapped on her bedroom window My darling dear, do you lie alone? I'm a rover, seldom sober I'm a rover of high degree And when I'm drinking, I'm always thinking How to gain my love's company She raised her head up from her feather pillow Raised her arms up around her breast Saying who's at me bedroom window, disturbing me at me long night's rest? It's only me, your own true lover, open the door and please let me in For I have come on a long night's journey I am near drenched to the skin I'm a rover, seldom sober I'm a rover of high degree And when I'm drinking, I'm always thinking How to gain my love's company She opened the door with the greatest pleasure Opened the door and she let me in We both shook hands; embraced each other 'Til the morning we lay as one Well now, my love, I must go and leave you Though the mountains be high above I will climb them with greater pleasure That I have been with me only love I'm a rover, seldom sober I'm a rover of high degree And when I'm drinking, I'm always thinking How to gain my love's company
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And we be soldiers three Pardonne-moi, je vous en prie Lately come forth of the low country With never a penny of money. And we be soldiers three Pardonne-moi, je vous en prie Lately come forth of the low country With never a penny of money. Here, good fellow, I'll sing you a song, Sing for the brave and sing for the strong, For all those living and all who have gone, With never a penny of money. And we be soldiers three Pardonne-moi, je vous en prie Lately come forth of the low country With never a penny of money. You Good Lady, I'll sing for thee Pardonne-moi, je vous en prie For all good ladies wherever they be With never a penny of money. And we be soldiers three Pardonne-moi, je vous en prie Lately come forth of the low country With never a penny of money. And you who will not pledge me this Pardonne-moi, je vous en prie Pays for the shot whatever it is With never a penny of money. And we be soldiers three Pardonne-moi, je vous en prie Lately come forth of the low country With never a penny of money.

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released December 27, 2020

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Johnny Strum Braddock Heights, Maryland

Out from years past steps a minstrel by the name of Johnny Strum. An engaging character who can be seen rousing the crowd in a pub, delivering a lovely serenade to a couple, or bringing delight to little ones, he is one man fit for many occasions. His character can be found wandering through Renaissance Faires, Colonial towns, and even an EDM festival. ... more

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